SMS Jokes

The cut off list of shri ram college of commerce(SRCC) of commerce is 100%
Now they should be thinking of changing their name to Shri RAJNIKANT college of commerce

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi: Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur: Maine ise hospital se SMS kiya "Tum baap ban gaye ho," Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. After some tests, engineers understood that while Schumacher was driving Ferrari, Nano was being driven by RAJNIKANTH!

Once Rajni was about to drink milk and he found that it was spoiled. In disgust he threw it in the sky, and from then …..
.
.
.
we have the MILKY WAY!!!

Sir: Bacho "MY NAME IS KHAN" film dekh ke kya sikhe?
Santa: Yahi ki ladkiyo ka koi bharosa nahi paglo se bhi pat sakti hai!!

YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THIS
Rajinikanth effect on Google:
Open your internet browser,
in the address bar type 'googlerajinikanth',
Then Hold ctrl button and press enter,
And see the result !!

Santa girlfrind ko ghar le gya. Sab darwaze, khidkiyan band kar di. Light off kar ke uske paas aaya or bola: Dekho meri ghadi me light jalti hai!!

Teacher: What you want to be in future ?
Student: Want to be Police Commissioner by giving IAS exam after MBBS. Then a good lawyer while working in Software company. And at last Nobel for Best Actor... !!!
Teacher: Who the hell are you ?
Student: 'SAJNIKANT - Son of RAJNIKANT' Mind it !!

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.