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Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.

Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye.

Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar he'. Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia. Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'.

Ek pagal khat likh raha tha,
Dr. ne poucha kis ko likh rahe ho ?
Pagal: khud ko.
Dr: kya likha hai ?
Pagal: mujhe kya pata !
Abhi mujhe mila thorri hai:-)

Boy- Mere sath chalogi
Girl- kaha?
Boy-jaha tum kaho.
Girl-ok ! police station chalte hain.
Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta..

Mareez Nurse se: paani pilao.
Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..?
Mareez ghussay se:
nahi, gala check karna hai
leak to nahi... :D

Gabbar-ye hath muje dede thakur
Thakur-nai
In hatho se me dosto ko msgs krta hu
Yejo is waqt msg padh raha h is ke hath lele
Ye kabhi msg nai krta

Mama ne nayi swift car li,
Swift car k peche likhwaya
"Saawan Ko Aane Do"
Peche se truck ne thok diya,
Truck par likha tha
"aaya saawan jhoom ke"

Mother To Doctor On Phone: Mere Bache Ko Current Laga Hai, Mai Kya Karu?
Doctor: Pehle Aap Shukriya Ada Karen Ke Apki Tarf Bijli Arahi Hai

Teacher: Batao Haathi aur Ghode Main Kya Faraq Hai?
Student: SIR Ghode ki 1 Taraf Dum Hoti hai, Aur Haathi ki Dono Taraf.