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Why do girls prefer Love marriage than an arrange one
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Coz a known Kamina is better then an unknown

Sardar Ko Ladies Garments Shop Mein Salesman Ki Naukri Mili.
Ek Ladki Aayi Aur Kaha:Underwear Dikhao.
Sardar(Sharmate Hue):Aaj Nahi Pehna

Ek Mekenic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui
Wife Ne Husband Ko Sms Bheja:Mubarak Ho Apka Spare Part Aagya He
Husband Ne Reply Kya:NUT Wala Hai Ya BOLT Wala?

Premi to premika- "Darling mujhe tumhari aankhon me saari duniya dikhai deti hai.."
Peeche se ek budhha bola- "Hamari gaiyya nahi mil rahi.. Dikhe to batana.." ;-)

Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?
Pappu: LADIES TOILET!

A naked lady goes to Banta's bar, asks for a peg. Banta stares at her. Lady said, "Never seen a nude woman?"
Banta replied, "Nahi main soch raha hoon, tu paise kaha se nikalegi."

Teacher: Soch or veham me kya fark hai..?
Pappu: Aap ki beti sweet & sexy hai.. ye hamari soch hai or wo hamare hathon se bach jayegi ye aap ka veham hai

Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole

2 friends were attending a lecture.

1st friend- What a boring class, even my ass has fallen asleep..

2nd friend- I know! I heard it snore 3 times.. :D

Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata