Santa ke ghar ladki ne janam liya.
Banta: Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye he.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam 'Didi' rakh diya he
A mouse was going with its kids. A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted: bhow bhow
Cat ran away.
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language!
Santa banta, CID Team & Rajnkant were passing a desert
Suddenly they see a huge sandstorm coming…
Santa: Oye tufaan !
Banta: Apan to marenge ab!
ACP Pradyuman: Daya zara Pata lagao ye rukawat kaisi?
Daya: Sir, na toh yaha darwaja he jise mei sakoo na tufaan ko
mei thappad mar sakta hoo
Rajnikant: Sorry for sneezing…
Doctor: Aap ko brain tumour he.
Santa: Oh! that's great!
Doctor: Aap itna khush kyo he?
Santa: Isse yeh sabit hota he ke mere paas brain he
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