SMS Jokes

Santa ke ghar ladki ne janam liya.
Banta: Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye he.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam 'Didi' rakh diya he

Honi ko anhoni kar de, anhoni ko honi
Ek jagah jab jama ho teeno
RAJNI, GHAZANI aur DHONI..... :P

A mouse was going with its kids. A cat jumped in front of them.
Mouse shouted: bhow bhow
Cat ran away.
Mouse: That's the advantage of learning foreign language!

Doctor: Jab chipkali apke kaan me ja rahi he to aap chup kyo the?
Santa: Pahle cockroach gaya tha to muje laga ki chipkali use pakdne ja rhi he

Santa: Dr.sahab 2 saal pahle mujhe bukhar aaya tha
Dr: To ab kya hua.
Santa: Aap ne nahane ko mana kiya tha
Naha lu?

A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.
Chaplain: Have you any last requests?
Murderer: Yes, will you hold my hand?

Santa banta, CID Team & Rajnkant were passing a desert

Suddenly they see a huge sandstorm coming…
Santa: Oye tufaan !
Banta: Apan to marenge ab!

ACP Pradyuman: Daya zara Pata lagao ye rukawat kaisi?
Daya: Sir, na toh yaha darwaja he jise mei sakoo na tufaan ko
mei thappad mar sakta hoo

Rajnikant: Sorry for sneezing…

Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar he'. Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia. Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'.

Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon di? Woh to car chahti thi na?
Santa: par mai nakali car kaha se leke ata?

Doctor: Aap ko brain tumour he.
Santa: Oh! that's great!
Doctor: Aap itna khush kyo he?
Santa: Isse yeh sabit hota he ke mere paas brain he