Santa Banta Jokes SMS

Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi: Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur: Maine ise hospital se SMS kiya "Tum baap ban gaye ho," Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!

Sir: Bacho "MY NAME IS KHAN" film dekh ke kya sikhe?
Santa: Yahi ki ladkiyo ka koi bharosa nahi paglo se bhi pat sakti hai!!

Santa girlfrind ko ghar le gya. Sab darwaze, khidkiyan band kar di. Light off kar ke uske paas aaya or bola: Dekho meri ghadi me light jalti hai!!

Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo, ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo.
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo

Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter me gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoo, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle,
aur woh teeno kambhakt pite nahi.

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
Preeto: ...And quickly too!

Santa: Do you know about this fax-machine?
Banta: What's wrong?
Santa: I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, but..
Banta: How did you load the sheet?
Santa: I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it.

Santa ke ghar ladki ne janam liya.
Banta: Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye he.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam 'Didi' rakh diya he