Funny Quotes SMS

The more I study, the more I know, the more I know, the more I forget, the more I forget, the less I know so why study?

Dogs think: People love me, feed me, pet me, they must be God.
Cats think: People love me, feed me, pet me, I must be God.

Friends are like bras; close to your heart and there for support.

Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other. -Oscar Wilde

I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming. -Dusty Springfield

Art of living:-
If life throws lemons at you, don't make a lemonade out of it.
Rather....ask for tequila & salt.

Think different...
Think better!!

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

There comes a time in every man's life, and i've had plenty of them. ~Casey Steng

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.

A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
~James H. Bo