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It's a funny thing about life; If you refuse to accept anything but the very best, you will often get it.

"I Love You" is eight characters long. Then again, so is "bullshit".

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.

Love starts 4m Eyes, Grows vd Gifts, Ends vd Tears!
But today's love - Starts 4m Mobiles, Grows vd Balance, Ends vd Number Busy!!

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.

MORAL LINES BY A MILLIONAIRE- Money cant buy happiness!
But somehow, its comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle!

I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure. Funny but True :)

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.