*Jokes*
Ladki: Kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka: Makhhiya mar raha hu.
Ladki: Kitni mari?
Ladka: 3 nar 2 nari
Ladki: Kaise pata?
Ladka: 3 daru ke bottle pe the aur 2 Phone se chipki thi.

*Jokes*
Sharabi ko daru peta dekh ek firangi bola: Pani to mila lo.
Sharabi: Mai SHARABI hu. Itna pani to daru ko dekh ke he muh me aa jata he!

*Jokes*
Hawaldar: Humne sharab se bhara hua ek truck pakad liya hai.
Inspector: Usse kya hoga? Ek truck sode ka aur ek namkeen ka bhi pakdo.

*Jokes*
Kamla ki aankh kali hui thi.
Vimla: Kya hua?
Kamla: Pati ne mara!
Vimla: Tere pati to kaam se bahar gaye huye the?
Kamla: Mera bhi yahi khayal tha!

*Jokes*
Pati Hotel Manager se: Jaldi chalo! Meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai.
Manager: To mai kya karo?
Pati: Kamine, khidki nahi khul rahi hai!