*Santa Banta Jokes*
Santa: Hamare desh ki aausat mrityu dar kya hai?
Banta: 100%.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Jo paida hota hai, wo mar hi jata hai!

*Santa Banta Jokes*
Santa ne shampoo kharida.
Santa: Iske sath jo gift free hai wo do.
Dukandar: Iske sath gift nahi hai.
Santa: Par isme to likha hai 'Dandruff Free'.

*Santa Banta Jokes*
Santa apne beemar baap se: Papa apko marne ke baad dafanaya jaye ya jalaya jaye?
Papa: Beta mujh se na puchh. Mujhe Surprise dena!

*Santa Banta Jokes*
Santa ne ek raah chalti ajnabi ladki se kaha: Apne pehchana mujh ko?
Ladki: Nahi.
Santa: Mai wahi hu, jisko apne parso bhi nahi pehchana tha!

*Santa Banta Jokes*
Riksha wala: Bus stop ke 20 rupaye.
Santa: Saman bhi sath me hai.
Riskha wala: Saman free hai.
Santa: Thik hai. Saman le chal, mai paidal aata hu!