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Boy: I love you
Girl: But I love someone else
Boy: Ok, no problem. Your happiness is more important for me than your love
Moral: Jaha kuch nahi kar sakte waha dialogue to achha chipka hi do
Girl: Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy: Haa
Girl: To Phir Muje chand, tare, duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy: Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikanth Ka Beta nhi..
Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi,
tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loonga...

Girl: Mujhe pehle se pata tha, tum kuttay ho...
Boy- Mere sath chalogi
Girl- kaha?
Boy-jaha tum kaho.
Girl-ok ! police station chalte hain.
Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen se mazak bhi nhi kr skta..
Santa- ladki ko chidate hue, or sohneo ki haal chal hai twade?
Ladki-(gusse me) jo teri bhen ka hai, santa-(hass ke) wo to maa banne wali hai
1 ladka phool lekar ladki k pas gaya.
ladki ne use kiss kar liya..
wo ghabra kar bhaga to ladki ne puchha- kya hua?
Ladka- guldasta lene ja rha hu
BOY: Ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya?
GIRL: Ullu to raat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Poem loved by girls:
Husband humara aisa ho
Wallet me jisk paisa ho
Lambi jiski hight ho.
Guse ka wo Lite ho.
Jab saas se meri Fight ho
Kahe jaanu Tum hi Right Ho!
Funny But Fact:
Boys n Girls get into Love becoz of Misundrstngs ... And hate each other when they started to understand each other!
Boy:
I Love You..

Girl:
Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Kya??


Boy:
Oh ho..
Propose Kiya Nai Ki Gift Maangna B Shuru....

Uff Ye Ladkiya!..