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Ek bar class me 1 ladki gana gane lagi
"zara zara touch me"
tabhi 1 ladka utha aur use touch kiya
fir bola, le ab himmat he to aage gake dikha

Ek Mekenic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui
Wife Ne Husband Ko Sms Bheja:Mubarak Ho Apka Spare Part Aagya He
Husband Ne Reply Kya:NUT Wala Hai Ya BOLT Wala?
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
2 friends were attending a lecture.

1st friend- What a boring class, even my ass has fallen asleep..

2nd friend- I know! I heard it snore 3 times.. :D
Ek sardar road pe potty kar raha tha..
Police ne use pakad liya..
Jab use le jaane lage to Sardar bola, "O KAANOON K RAKHWALO!
Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata
Santa drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly.
Man next 2 him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Santa: Sorry, I didn't know it was her turn
Guess What ..
Sachin ki maa ka kya naam hai?
Rajni Tendulkar !!
Only Rajni's son can do such miracles .. :)
Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me.
Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,


Santa Radio lekar POTTY karne gaya.
Banta: Aaj toh mazey se ki hogi ?
Santa: Khaak mazey se ki, radio par Jan-Gan-Man aa gaya, khade-khade karni padi.