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Ek pagal khat likh raha tha,
Dr. ne poucha kis ko likh rahe ho ?
Pagal: khud ko.
Dr: kya likha hai ?
Pagal: mujhe kya pata !
Abhi mujhe mila thorri hai:-)
Mama ne nayi swift car li,
Swift car k peche likhwaya
"Saawan Ko Aane Do"
Peche se truck ne thok diya,
Truck par likha tha
"aaya saawan jhoom ke"
Santa Car Ki Battery Change Karwane Gaya
Mechanic : Praji, Exide Ki Daal Doon ?
Santa : Nahin Yaar, Dono Side Ki Daal De, Warna Phir Problem Hogi.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
Santa: Oh yaar main badi mushkil mein hoon. Meri biwi mujhse ek pappi ka Ek rupeya leti hai.
Banta: Oh yaar tu lucky hai, auron se to woh 5 rupaye leti hai.
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.


Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta?
Pappu: LADIES TOILET!
Buffalo par baithe Santa koTRAFFIC police ne rok ke puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Santa: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4 wheeler hai !