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In a car race, NANO beats FERRARI. After some tests, engineers understood that while Schumacher was driving Ferrari, Nano was being driven by RAJNIKANTH!
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo, ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo.
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo
Boy: I love you
Girl: But I love someone else
Boy: Ok, no problem. Your happiness is more important for me than your love
Moral: Jaha kuch nahi kar sakte waha dialogue to achha chipka hi do
Aishwairya rai to rajnikant: Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jaano rajni babu???
Rajnikant: 0.000000078650000123478956 rupees. MIND IT!!!
Attitude statement of the decade by Rajnikant: He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!
He solved all 150 and wrote: RASCALLA! CHECK ANY 100!
Santa: Do you know about this fax-machine?
Banta: What's wrong?
Santa: I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, but..
Banta: How did you load the sheet?
Santa: I didn't want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it.
Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye.
Santa ke ghar ladki ne janam liya.
Banta: Jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye he.
Banta: kya kiya?
Santa: Ladki ka naam 'Didi' rakh diya he
Doctor: Jab chipkali apke kaan me ja rahi he to aap chup kyo the?
Santa: Pahle cockroach gaya tha to muje laga ki chipkali use pakdne ja rhi he