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Santa ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi: Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur: Maine ise hospital se SMS kiya "Tum baap ban gaye ho," Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!
Once Rajni was about to drink milk and he found that it was spoiled. In disgust he threw it in the sky, and from then …..
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we have the MILKY WAY!!!
Sir: Bacho "MY NAME IS KHAN" film dekh ke kya sikhe?
Santa: Yahi ki ladkiyo ka koi bharosa nahi paglo se bhi pat sakti hai!!
YOU ARE GONNA LOVE THIS
Rajinikanth effect on Google:
Open your internet browser,
in the address bar type 'googlerajinikanth',
Then Hold ctrl button and press enter,
And see the result !!
Santa girlfrind ko ghar le gya. Sab darwaze, khidkiyan band kar di. Light off kar ke uske paas aaya or bola: Dekho meri ghadi me light jalti hai!!
Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo, ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo.
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo
Aishwairya rai to rajnikant: Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jaano rajni babu???
Rajnikant: 0.000000078650000123478956 rupees. MIND IT!!!
Attitude statement of the decade by Rajnikant: He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!
He solved all 150 and wrote: RASCALLA! CHECK ANY 100!