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Santa girlfrind ko ghar le gya. Sab darwaze, khidkiyan band kar di. Light off kar ke uske paas aaya or bola: Dekho meri ghadi me light jalti hai!!
Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo, ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo.
Santa: Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo
Aishwairya rai to rajnikant: Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jaano rajni babu???
Rajnikant: 0.000000078650000123478956 rupees. MIND IT!!!
Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha: Beti, aaj se mujhe Maa aur apne sasur ko Papa kehna.
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli: Maa bhaiya aa gaye.
Honi ko anhoni kar de, anhoni ko honi
Ek jagah jab jama ho teeno
RAJNI, GHAZANI aur DHONI..... :P
Santa banta, CID Team & Rajnkant were passing a desert

Suddenly they see a huge sandstorm coming…
Santa: Oye tufaan !
Banta: Apan to marenge ab!

ACP Pradyuman: Daya zara Pata lagao ye rukawat kaisi?
Daya: Sir, na toh yaha darwaja he jise mei sakoo na tufaan ko
mei thappad mar sakta hoo

Rajnikant: Sorry for sneezing…
Ek riksha k piche likha tha ki 'Sawan ka intazar he'. Piche se ek truck aya aur riksha ko uda dia. Aur uske pichhe likha tha 'Aya sawan jhoom ke'.
Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon di? Woh to car chahti thi na?
Santa: par mai nakali car kaha se leke ata?
Doctor: Aap ko brain tumour he.
Santa: Oh! that's great!
Doctor: Aap itna khush kyo he?
Santa: Isse yeh sabit hota he ke mere paas brain he