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Attitude statement of the decade by Rajnikant: He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100!
He solved all 150 and wrote: RASCALLA! CHECK ANY 100!
Girl: Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy: Haa
Girl: To Phir Muje chand, tare, duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy: Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikanth Ka Beta nhi..
Asmaan me tum ho, samundar me tum ho, zamin pe tum, hawa me tum, jahan b dekho tum hi tum ho. DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah hote hain.
Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the, PAAN PARAAG PAAN MASALA- PAAN PARAG!

Par Giraffe nahi ga raha tha!

KYUN?

Kyuki,

UNCHE LOG! UNCHHI PASAND! MANIKCHAND!! ;-)
A bright future can give you many beautiful girls But a beautiful girl cannot give you a bright future.

From-
Boy's Welfare Association.
To reduce depression of students Sir showed them 3 Idiots..
Sir- Wat did u learn from d movie?
Students- Kiss karte waqt naak beech me nahi aati.. ;-)

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Sabzi Mein Wo Konsi Ek Sabzi Hai
Jis Ka Pehla Lafz Hatao To Kimti Sheh Ka Naam
Aur Akhri Hatao To Khaane Ki Sheh Ka Naam
Aur Dono Hatao To Larki Ka Naam Hota Hai

Answer:
Kheera