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Girlfriend (boyfriend se): ab hame shaadi kar leni chahiye
Boyfriend: voh to theek hai... par hum se shaadi karega koun?
1 ladka phool lekar ladki k pas gaya.
ladki ne use kiss kar liya..
wo ghabra kar bhaga to ladki ne puchha- kya hua?
Ladka- guldasta lene ja rha hu
Galib ne apni gf ko date par bulaya, par wo late hogai.
Girl: Am I late?
Galib: Falak pe sitaro ko neend arahi hai; Dusri ka time ho gaya tu ab arahi hai?
Boy 2 Gym instructor: i want to impress a cute girl im gonna meet in 3 days. Which machine shud i use?

Instructor: Use d ATM machine outside d gym. ;-)
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Santa: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
Girl: Ye rate ye hawaye ye chandni ye ghataye ye nadiya ye kinare
BF: Abe tu pyar kr rahi he ya mausam ki jankari de rahi he
1 medical student ne apni classmate ko khoon se luv letter dekar kaha, muje iska jawab jarur dena
Ladki: Tumhara blood group A+ he or calcium ki kami he
Santa to Banta : Tum Bahaduri Wala Kon Sa Kaam Kar Sakte Ho?
Banta:Mai Saanp Ke Sath Khel Sakta Hun
Santa:Wo kaise?
Banta:Hamare Mobile Mai Saanp wala Game Jo Hai ;-)
Words Of Lover Boy:
My Eyes Know That I M Not Perfect Match 4 Him.
But
My Heart Has No Eyes Or Ears, So It’s Been Beating 4 Her .. FOREVER
Boy Was Following A Girl
GIRL:Why R U Folowin Me?
BOY:You R Very Pretty N I Think I’m In Love Wid U
GIRL:But U Havnt Met My Frend Yet .. She Is Prettier Than Me N Is Rite Behind U.
BOY Luks but Dere’s No 1
GIRL:If U Realy Loved Me U Wudnt Hav Lukd Behnd..

MORAL:True Love Is Rare .. Respect It When U Get It