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Malik: Tum bathroom me kyu ghus aaye, kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mai naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai.
Ek Mekenic Ki Wife Ki Delivery Hui
Wife Ne Husband Ko Sms Bheja:Mubarak Ho Apka Spare Part Aagya He
Husband Ne Reply Kya:NUT Wala Hai Ya BOLT Wala?
A naked lady goes to Banta's bar, asks for a peg. Banta stares at her. Lady said, "Never seen a nude woman?"
Banta replied, "Nahi main soch raha hoon, tu paise kaha se nikalegi."
Santa: I got old age pension by showing grey hair on my chest.
Jeeto: Pant ki zip khol ke dikha dete to Disability Allowance bhi mil jaata
Bhakt Dhongi Baba Se:Baba! Agar Main Chanda Doon To Guarantee Hai Ke Mera Bacha Hoga.
BABA:Chanda Ki Jagah Agar Ek Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai.
Come here, take off ur pants+get on top of me.
Enjoy urself until u r fully statisfied.

Lovingly urs,

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I JUST WIPED MY ASS ON YOUR SCREEN!